Don't talk to me.
No, for real. Don't.
Okay, fine... but just for a second. I have a lot of work to do.
Last night, Andrew tried to put toilet water in my glass of water on the night stand.
Then we had a fight.
Then I fell asleep and we woke up friends.
I think we are a strange pair. But it works.
P.S. Snow is dumb and for babies*
*Shout out, @sarah2kforever
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Greetings!
My name is Amanda... but you can call me Mermanda if you want to. I nest in Pittsburgh with my merman Andrew and Luke, our rescued retired racing greyhound. I'm a full-time publicist and part-time freelance writer (hire me!) with a serious addiction to sushi, live music, ginger snaps, and blawgs, of course.
What else do you need to know? I'm a surprisingly excellent thumb wrestler and I make the best grilled cheese sandwiches around. Yep, that should cover it.
What else do you need to know? I'm a surprisingly excellent thumb wrestler and I make the best grilled cheese sandwiches around. Yep, that should cover it.
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19 comments:
You're freaking adorable, you realize that right? And yes, snow in April is TOTALLY dumb.
I hate this damn cold weather. Can we get some Spring up in here already? For reals.
ahhh I needed this post!
That wasn't a fight. You drank my poop, and I fell asleep.
WIN.
i don't want to talk about the snow...ever! especially in april. summer is never coming...EVER!
Um, I'm slightly concerned about the toilet water...but it completely cracked me up when I read it!!
I wish there had been more snow here in DC this year! Everyone else seemed to get loads except for us. Boooo!
Blah, we had snow on Sunday. The day I came back from sunny Florida.
I'm taking it as a personal slap in the face.
I'll take the snow off your hands. You can just ship it to me, right?
ok but did you drink the toilet water?
mullets and monocles forever, baby!
Toilet water?
Really?
Okay. I did laugh. Sorry.
;)
oh man you should come to california, it's 75 again! but then again it is supposed to rain tomorrow, but still, it's not snow :)
Believe me, I'm just as mad about the snow as you, and all other Pittsburghers, are.
fuck snow.
hahahahaha.
that's all.
ahahahaha.
LMAO!! you guys are hilarious, this post made me grin!
i can't believe it's snowing there...i'm sorry?
What the.
That is all.
(you guys are cute)
I laughed at work.
Oh geez...the 'ol toilet water in the glass on the nightstand trick.
You guys are so hilarious/adorable! Let's go on a double date. At the food court! NOW!
p.s. We are totally music soul mates!
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