Yay! I won a second chance to get intimate with my gynecologist's speculum this year! How lucky am I that some dope at the lab dropped my specimen? High-five!
Seriously? Does this kind of stuff constantly happen to anyone else? Or am I just really blessed?
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11 comments:
ugh.
my dear you are just blessed!
blessed indeed - I think the dope at the lab should have another pap too... just for funsies and for being clumsy.
enjoy! it's probably bad karma for trying to get us to eat pinecones.
Yep, you're just lucky! :) Forget the pap, that guy should get a colonoscopy! Or is that too much??
Oh wow. That is annoying. Do you at least have a good doc? I'm with Tam - the dopey lab tech should have to have some invasive procedure too.
Oh my gosh. That's horrible! I would die. :( I think you deserve to go shopping afterward.
That is just not fair :(
I would feel an extremely strongly worded letter coming on. Ugh, what a pain.
Someone needs to get cut for this.
Nasty. I am sorry (even though I didn't do it, of course). Did happen to my sister though. They lost the (she swears) 10 gallons of blood they took from her and then screwed up her paperwork so even though she went in for a huge rash (that turned out to be EXTREME anemia) they sent her paperwork to oncology, who kept calling her. And then they took the rest of her blood anyway and made her wait two more weeks, after freaking her out about cancer. Lame-o!
I get to have them twice a year, because of abnormal cells, precancerous. Isn't it AWESOME?? Hope it won't happen again!
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