For those of you wondering the same thing as my friend Greg, "Does this mean you are a male fish?" No. It doesn't. I mean... do merpeople even have genitalia? Where would it even go?
I asked Greg, who is infinitely smarter than me, this question.
His answer:
"It's probably hidden under a gill flap or something. All I know is that King Triton didn't wear a shell bikini."
Too true, Greg. Too true.

Anyhow! I guess I should go get a new driver's license. Because blogging about my name change totally makes it legal. Right?
7 comments:
Well that's one childhood movie forever tainted for me now....
So I guess when people talk to you know they have to call you Mermanda?
I mean if you going to do it, go all the way!
Yay! Less confusion is good confusion!
Now I need to get the Ashleys to divvy up nicknames.
That merman is FIERCE! Yeah instead of "Sarah" I wish I had a more original name. Boo. You just inspired me to change my profile to "sarah marie p" instead of "sarah marie" to match my twitter/blog addy. We gotta stand out, yo!
lol I completely enjoy this - I have been trying to grow what I deem "Mermaid" hair for a number of years and just got there.
Mermaid length = just grazing the boob.
I'm raising the bar for your comments, I know.
Sorry. ; )
I always wondered how mermaids/men procreate. (OK, not really.)
I know this is weird, but they totally talked about Mer-sex on an episode of Scrubs and it happened to be on last night...see, even Zach Braff condones the name change!
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