After last week's trip to the endodontist at 7:30 in the freaking a.m...
...where they refused to treat me because Dr. Douche Bag wrote the referral for the wrong freaking tooth...
...where they called Dr. Douche Bag to settle the confusion and he had NO RECOLLECTION of him telling me my tooth was dying...
...where they said even if he wrote the referral for the correct tooth, they aren't allowed to treat front teeth because my insurance won't cover it EVEN THOUGH I FREAKING ASKED MY DENTAL HMO IF IT WOULD BE COVERED AND THEY SAID YES IT WOULD BE COVERED ONE HUNDRED FREAKING PERCENT!!!
...where I learned your primary dentist must perform root canals on front teeth unless there is a specific complication...
...where I cringed at the thought of having to let Dr. Douche Bag perform something so invasive on one of my FRONT FREAKING TEETH...
...where I was NOT HAPPY AT ALL about being there for no reason at such an ungodly hour (hey, I'm not a morning person)...
...I asked the endodontist's secretary for a recommendation for a dentist who I can trust.
I'm seeing Dr. Hopefully-Not-a-Jerk on Wednesday. Here's hoping he fixes my toof with the quickness.
P.S. Mom, "Douche Bag" is in the dictionary. Look it up. ;)
Monday, June 1, 2009
Bye Bye Dr. Douche Bag
My dear dentist of three years, I'm kissing you good-bye! And isn't it about time?
After last week's trip to the endodontist at 7:30 in the freaking a.m...
...where they refused to treat me because Dr. Douche Bag wrote the referral for the wrong freaking tooth...
...where they called Dr. Douche Bag to settle the confusion and he had NO RECOLLECTION of him telling me my tooth was dying...
...where they said even if he wrote the referral for the correct tooth, they aren't allowed to treat front teeth because my insurance won't cover it EVEN THOUGH I FREAKING ASKED MY DENTAL HMO IF IT WOULD BE COVERED AND THEY SAID YES IT WOULD BE COVERED ONE HUNDRED FREAKING PERCENT!!!
...where I learned your primary dentist must perform root canals on front teeth unless there is a specific complication...
...where I cringed at the thought of having to let Dr. Douche Bag perform something so invasive on one of my FRONT FREAKING TEETH...
...where I was NOT HAPPY AT ALL about being there for no reason at such an ungodly hour (hey, I'm not a morning person)...
...I asked the endodontist's secretary for a recommendation for a dentist who I can trust.
I'm seeing Dr. Hopefully-Not-a-Jerk on Wednesday. Here's hoping he fixes my toof with the quickness.
P.S. Mom, "Douche Bag" is in the dictionary. Look it up. ;)
After last week's trip to the endodontist at 7:30 in the freaking a.m...
...where they refused to treat me because Dr. Douche Bag wrote the referral for the wrong freaking tooth...
...where they called Dr. Douche Bag to settle the confusion and he had NO RECOLLECTION of him telling me my tooth was dying...
...where they said even if he wrote the referral for the correct tooth, they aren't allowed to treat front teeth because my insurance won't cover it EVEN THOUGH I FREAKING ASKED MY DENTAL HMO IF IT WOULD BE COVERED AND THEY SAID YES IT WOULD BE COVERED ONE HUNDRED FREAKING PERCENT!!!
...where I learned your primary dentist must perform root canals on front teeth unless there is a specific complication...
...where I cringed at the thought of having to let Dr. Douche Bag perform something so invasive on one of my FRONT FREAKING TEETH...
...where I was NOT HAPPY AT ALL about being there for no reason at such an ungodly hour (hey, I'm not a morning person)...
...I asked the endodontist's secretary for a recommendation for a dentist who I can trust.
I'm seeing Dr. Hopefully-Not-a-Jerk on Wednesday. Here's hoping he fixes my toof with the quickness.
P.S. Mom, "Douche Bag" is in the dictionary. Look it up. ;)
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12 comments:
Your dentist is a winner. Let's hope the new one is super cool. You deserve it. Sheesh!
Oh my god. A new dentist is SO needed. Hopefully the new one knows what he is doing!
If you want to drive to Dayton we have an *amazing* dentist.
Also, when I was in sixth grade my friend and I found her mom's DB in the bathroom. Looking back - we should have have touched that.
edit 1st HAVE = NEVER
(sorry)
I hope he's hot. Having a hot dentist makes it so much easier to go.
I am so, so scared for my root canal next Monday now...
clearly you should do what I do: quit going to the dentist altogether. They're scary.
Um it sounds like Dr. DB has early onset Alzheimer's.
Ugh, hope this next dentist experience goes better.
Are you kidding???? HOW ANNOYING! I'd be SO aggravated (as I'm SURE you are!).
oh sheesh that is ridiculous. hope the new dentist is a million times better!
I love your P.S. :)
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