Jumping on the Someecards Meme Bandwagon

I have adored someecards.com for quite a while now. Like a good blogger, I did my research. I looked at someecards until my eyes bled... just to find the best possible combination for my meme. I now present to you, the five someecards that remind me most of myself.


I once had a crush on a coworker I had never met based solely on his shared iTunes. This does not surprise me. I also have cruised for guys on MySpace judging them purely on their musical tastes. (Minus eleventy million points for those people who "listen to everything"--you tasteless bastards.)


Is it sad that I'd be "lucky" to get a 3 percent raise?


And on a related note...

I'm not bitter, actually. I just would really like my $75 back from the Clintons. (So if you're reading this, Hillary, e-mail me for my address. I have bills to pay, yo.)


'Nuff said.


I love it when people google me. But have you ever tried to casually mention to someone that you recently googled them? Is there a way to say this without setting off their stalker/serial murderer alert?


When perfectly mobile people sitting in the front of the bus watch a little old lady or extremely pregnant woman stumble on to the bus and no one offers up his or her seat... I get PISSED. (I always give up my seat. Always.)